An Author wrote a mystery, and
A Biologist found an aerie.
A Chef was smothered in flour, and
A Despot regained power.
An Educator wrote a book, and
A Fireman caught a crook.
A Governor went to jail, and
An Historian posted bail.
An Inventor went back in time, and
A Jurist committed a crime.
A Kleptomaniac stole a Ming, and
A Librarian had a fling.
A Mechanic fell in a bucket of grease, and
A Nutritionist became obese.
An Optician fell in the creek, and
A Politician could only squeak.
A Queen spilled her champagne, and
A Radiologist irradiated his brain.
A Senator was misstated, and
A Teacher was x-rated.
A Union Boss lost his job, and
A waiter dropped the shish kabob.
A writer became a postman, and
A Xenophobe married a Martian.
A Yachtsman was lost at sea, and
A Zoologist got stung by a bee.
But NO ONE noticed; they were busy taking selfies!